LEAK: SEN. CLINTON 'SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EXTREMELY LONG LIST' OF OBAMA VP POSSIBLES

OBAMA PLANE DELAYED AS SECRET SERVICE SWEEPS SWOONING EUROPEAN GROUPIES FROM RUNWAY

INSIDER: OBAMA TEAM NIXED 'OVERKILL' PLAN TO HAVE CANDIDATE CARRY CROSS DOWN VIA DOLOROSA

HAMAS WISE MEN CLAIM FINDING OBAMA UNDER BETHLEHEM STAR

MICHAEL MOORE TO OPEN FOR OBAMA IN BERLIN'S LIBERALPALOOZA

BUSH URGES U.S. TO DRILL FOR CONGRESS' APPROVAL RATING

CUSTOMER WAITS 2 DAYS IN POURING RAIN TO WITHDRAW $1.50 FROM TROUBLED BANK

HILLARY CLINTON BEGINS FUNDRAISING FOR 2012 AND POSSIBLY 2016 WHITE HOUSE ATTEMPTS

CHAVEZ THREATENS U.S. AGAIN, SAYS OIL MAY 'REACH A TRILLION DOLLARS A BARREL'

ANGELINA JOLIE ONLY FIVE BABIES AWAY FROM THIRD WORLD BABY ADOPTION RECORD

OBAMA: BITTER BIBLE-TOTING AMERICANS WOULD RATHER SHOOT GUNS THAN LEARN SPANISH

REPORT: AMERICANS USING STIMULUS CHECK MONEY FOR GAS TO GET TO P.O. BOX TO PICK UP STIMULUS CHECK

CONSUMERS RELAX AS GAS PRICES PLUMMET ONE CENT

PENTAGON DENIES HILLARY CLINTON REQUEST TO BORROW B-2 BOMBER FOR DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION

SHIITE MILITIAS PAUSE HOLY DAY FESTIVITIES TO CELEBRATE WITH ATTACK ON CHILDRENS' HOSPITAL

BENNY HINN FAINTS AT OBAMA STADIUM EVENT

EUROPEAN SOCCER MATCH CLAIMS ONLY 63 LIVES

EARTHQUAKES, HURRICANES, FLOODS, AND PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES ADD TO 'END OF THE WORLD' FEARS

DARFUR EXTENDS ECONOMIC AID PACKAGE OFFER TO U.S.

JOHN McCAIN QUIETLY CELEBRATES 104TH BIRTHDAY

MITT ROMNEY SET TO WIN FIRST WRITE-IN PRESIDENCY

OBAMA PLEDGES TO FLIP 'FIND BIN LADEN' SWITCH WITHIN 'THE FIRST HUNDRED DAYS OF MY PRESIDENCY'

OBAMA SHIFTS POSITION ON IRAQ

SAYS HE INTENDS TO EXPAND IRAQ WAR SCOPE, MAY CONSIDER INVADING IRAN, SYRIA, AND RUSSIA FOR THEIR OIL

OBAMA BLASTS OFFSHORE DRILLING PROPOSAL, SAYS IT WILL 'TAKE DAYS TO GET GAS TO THE PUMPS'

EXPERT: 10 MPH NATIONAL SPEED LIMIT WOULD RESULT IN 8 CENT GAS PRICE PLUMMET

CHRIS MATTHEWS SMOKES CIGARETTE AFTER TOE-CURLING OBAMA SPEECH

OBAMA INSISTS LATEST FLIP FLOP SUPERCEDES THIRD CHANGE OF POLICY POSITION ON IRAQ TROOP WITHDRAWAL

SAMSUNG STRIKES OUT WITH ILL-TIMED GASOLINE POWERED TV

HILLARY CLINTON QUIETLY RAISING FUNDS FOR CAMPAIGN RESURRECTION

STORY OF DOG-CAT FRIENDSHIP PROVIDES RELIEF IN MIDST OF APOCALYPTIC GLOBAL TURMOIL

DRIVERS FLOCK TO THE PUMPS AS GAS PLUMMETS WITH ONLY 3 CENT PER GAL INCREASE