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CUSTOMER WAITS 2 DAYS IN POURING RAIN TO WITHDRAW $1.50 FROM TROUBLED BANK
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HILLARY CLINTON BEGINS FUNDRAISING FOR 2012 AND POSSIBLY 2016 WHITE HOUSE ATTEMPTS
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CHAVEZ THREATENS U.S. AGAIN, SAYS OIL MAY 'REACH A TRILLION DOLLARS A BARREL'
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ANGELINA JOLIE ONLY FIVE BABIES AWAY FROM THIRD WORLD BABY ADOPTION RECORD
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OBAMA: BITTER BIBLE-TOTING AMERICANS WOULD RATHER SHOOT GUNS THAN LEARN SPANISH
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REPORT: AMERICANS USING STIMULUS CHECK MONEY FOR GAS TO GET TO P.O. BOX TO PICK UP STIMULUS CHECK
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PENTAGON DENIES HILLARY CLINTON REQUEST TO BORROW B-2 BOMBER FOR DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION
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SHIITE MILITIAS PAUSE HOLY DAY FESTIVITIES TO CELEBRATE WITH ATTACK ON CHILDRENS' HOSPITAL
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EARTHQUAKES, HURRICANES, FLOODS, AND PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES ADD TO 'END OF THE WORLD' FEARS
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OBAMA PLEDGES TO FLIP 'FIND BIN LADEN' SWITCH WITHIN 'THE FIRST HUNDRED DAYS OF MY PRESIDENCY'
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OBAMA SHIFTS POSITION ON IRAQ
SAYS HE INTENDS TO EXPAND IRAQ WAR SCOPE, MAY CONSIDER INVADING IRAN, SYRIA, AND RUSSIA FOR THEIR OIL
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OBAMA BLASTS OFFSHORE DRILLING PROPOSAL, SAYS IT WILL 'TAKE DAYS TO GET GAS TO THE PUMPS'
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EXPERT: 10 MPH NATIONAL SPEED LIMIT WOULD RESULT IN 8 CENT GAS PRICE PLUMMET
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OBAMA INSISTS LATEST FLIP FLOP SUPERCEDES THIRD CHANGE OF POLICY POSITION ON IRAQ TROOP WITHDRAWAL
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STORY OF DOG-CAT FRIENDSHIP PROVIDES RELIEF IN MIDST OF APOCALYPTIC GLOBAL TURMOIL
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DRIVERS FLOCK TO THE PUMPS AS GAS PLUMMETS WITH ONLY 3 CENT PER GAL INCREASE
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VOTERS SPLIT OVER OBAMA, McCAIN, SAY DIFFICULT CHOICE 'IS NOT BLACK AND WHITE'
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BLACK PASTORS LINE UP TO EMBARRASS OBAMA WITH THEIR 'ENTHUSIASTIC' SUPPORT
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KENYAN-BASED OBAMAS CELEBRATE BARACK'S NOMINATION WIN WITH GRUESOME CHICKEN SLAUGHTER
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CLINTON CONCEDES RACE, PROMISES SUPPORTERS THAT SHE'S 'IN IT TO WIN IT'
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SEN. OBAMA URGES BRAZILIAN GOV TO TAX PREVIOUSLY UNCONTACTED RAINFOREST TRIBE
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SECRET SERVICE QUESTION HILLARY CLINTON ON OBAMA ASSASSINATION THREAT
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SEN. McCAIN'S PERSONAL CORONER TO RELEASE CANDIDATE'S MEDICAL RECORDS
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STRATEGIST WHO TOLD CLINTON THERE WAS A WAY SHE COULD EVENTUALLY WIN FINALLY TELLS HER HE WAS JUST KIDDING
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SEN. CLINTON POST-NOMINATION LOSS PLANS INCLUDE PROFESSORSHIP, WEIGHT GAIN, AND BEARD
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ARCHEOLOGISTS UNCOVER HILLARY CLINTON'S CHANCE OF BECOMING U.S. PRESIDENT
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McCAIN PLEDGES 'RESPECTFUL CAMPAIGN', SAYS OBAMA WILL BE ONE OF AMERICA'S GREATEST PRESIDENTS EVER
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SEN. OBAMA 'OUTRAGED' THAT OBAMA FAMILY MINISTER ALLOWED NEAR WORKING MICROPHONE
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McCAIN TO NEW ORLEANS: 'NEVER AGAIN WILL LEVEES BE SABOTAGED TO FLOOD HOMES AND KILL BLACK PEOPLE'
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BARACK OBAMA TO ISSUE WEEKLY APOLOGIES FOR TIES WITH RACIST REVERENDS, TERRORISTS
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CLINTON PICKS UP A 'MAYBE, NOW PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE' COMMITMENT FROM SUPERDELEGATE
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HARD-DRINKING HILLARY CLINTON MAKES PIT STOP FOR PULLED PORK BAR-B-QUE DURING ALL-MALE GATOR HUNT
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EARTHQUAKES, TORNADOES, FLOODS, AND DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES ADD TO 'END OF WORLD' FEARS
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SHIITE MILITIAS PAUSE HOLY DAY FESTIVITIES TO CELEBRATE WITH ATTACK ON CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL
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OBAMA PLEDGES TO STAY 'ON DEFENSE IN THE WAR AGAINST A PERCEIVED TERRORIST THREAT OF SOME SORT'
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THE VIEW GIRLS GRILL SEN. OBAMA, ASK 'HOW DID YOU COME TO BE SO INCREDIBLY SEXY?'
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SEN. OBAMA FORMALLY DENOUNCES HIS LAST TWENTY YEARS UNDER MINISTER WRIGHT'S PASTORAL CARE
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STAFFER WHO SUGGESTED SEN. CLINTON EXIT RACE TO RECEIVE PROSTHETIC HAND TODAY
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CLINTON CELEBRATES 'MOST LIKELY NOT, BUT MAYBE' VOW FROM SUPERDELEGATE
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RIGHT-WING HATEMONGER VISCIOUSLY ATTACKS SEN. OBAMA BY USING HIS REAL NAME
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DEMS HOLD FINAL FIREWORK-FREE DEBATE
CLINTON FAILS TO DELIVER DEATH BLOW COCAINE QUESTION
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PENTAGON DECLINES CLINTON REQUEST TO BORROW B2-BOMBER FOR DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION
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SEVERAL FAINT DURING HILLARY CLINTON RALLY WHILE WATCHING AN OBAMA SPEECH ON THEIR PDA PHONES
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NY TIMES: HUCKABEE CHEATED ON GIRLFRIEND, STOLE LUNCH MONEY SAYS UNIDENTIFIED FORMER SCHOOLMATE
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IN LATEST CLINTON BLUNDER, HILLARY STARTS SPEECH WITH 'WHEN BARACK IS PRESIDENT...'
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OBAMA ACCEPTS VEEP SPOT IN EXCHANGE FOR 'PROMISE TO NOT BE VINCE FOSTERED BY THE CLINTON KILLING MACHINE'
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SEN. McCAIN: 'MY FRIENDS AT THE NEW YORK TIMES ARE EVIL, WICKED PEOPLE'
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McCAIN HOLDS PRESS CONFERENCE, DENIES 'CLINTONESQUE AFFAIR' WITH D.C. CUTIE
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HUCKABEE 'LOOKING FORWARD TO SQUARING OFF AGAINST MIKE GRAVEL IN THE GENERAL ELECTION'
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HILLARY CLINTON CATCHES HER MOM ON STREET CORNER WITH 'OBAMA FOR PREZ' SIGN, SHIRT, HAT, AND BALLOONS
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OBAMA TO CLINTON: 'YOU'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE... CAN YOU TELL ME THE MEASUREMENTS OF THE DRAPES?'
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SEN. CLINTON MAY THROW IN TOWEL, DECIDE TO PIMP OUT CHELSEA FOR OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME 'FIRST PARENTS'
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VOTE CAST FOR MIKE GRAVEL IN 'HIGH-IQ DISTRICT' SPARKS VOTING IRREGULARITY INVESTIGATION
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McCAIN: 'ONLY I CAN SEND BILL AND HILLARY BACK TO THEIR SEPARATE LIVES AND BEDS'
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McCAIN STAFFERS DON BODY ARMOR IN ANTICIPATION OF ROMNEY WIN IN CALIFORNIA PRIMARY
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HILLARY IN TEARS AFTER HEARING NEAL BOORTZ COMMENTARY ABOUT HER PRE-PRIMARY CRYING STRATEGY
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IRAN INTIMIDATED BY HILLARY CLINTON TEARS. VOWS TO DISMANTLE NUKE SITES
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NY TIMES DOES FAVOR FOR CONSERVATIVE CANDIDATE JOHN McCAIN, BURIES CINDY SHEEHAN ENDORSEMENT ON PAGE A2
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