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Monday

TODDLER CHE GUEVARA ADMIRERS SNAPPING UP 'FASHIONABLE' CHE BIBS

POPE'S RELATIVES ALREADY QUARRELLING OVER POPEMOBILE INHERITANCE

Saturday

THREAT OF 'MUTUALLY ASSURED DISSATISFACTION' LOOMS FOR J-LO AND LATEST HUSBAND

Thursday

WARD CHURCHILL TO LEAD 'PEACE PARADE' CALLING FOR THERMONUCLEAR ANNIHILATION OF THE WORLD

IRAN, NORTH KOREA AGREE U.S., RUSSIA SHOULD NOT HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS

VATICAN ISSUES DECREE BANNING POPE JOKES 'UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE'

EXTRATERRESTRIALS RELISH 'MAINSTREAM MEDIA ATTENTION' AFTER PETER JENNINGS UFO SPECIAL

DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION SECURITY COUNCIL TO VOTE ON PUNISHMENT FOR RUBBER BAND WEAPON BOY

VATICAN ISSUES DECREE BANNING POPE JOKES 'UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE'

AMERICANS DISTRAUGHT, PANIC-STRICKEN OVER QUEEN'S DECISION TO NOT ATTEND CHARLES' WEDDING

IRAN, NORTH KOREA AGREE U.S., RUSSIA SHOULD NOT HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS

AMERICANS DISTRAUGHT, PANIC-STRICKENED OVER QUEEN'S DECISION TO NOT ATTEND PRINCE CHARLES' WEDDING

REMBRANDT'S LAZY EYE DISCOVERY THREATENS TO DEVALUE PREVIOUSLY PRICELESS ART

'AIR AMERICA' SOUNDBOARD GUY GETS RAISE: PACKET OF KETCHUP ADDED TO BI-WEEKLY REAM OF PRINTER PAPER

NASA ORGASMS AT DISCOVERY OF MOLECULAR-SIZED LIFEFORM IN FOOTPRINT ON MARS