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U.N. PLEDGES TO DIRECT 'MOST' OF TSUNAMI RELIEF AID TO VICTIMS
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BIDDING FRENZY ERUPTS ON eBAY FOR PLASTIC BAGGY FULL OF AIR
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ISLAMIC SUICIDE BOMBER STRIKES MOSQUE 'IN THE NAME OF ISLAM'
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EXTRATERRESTRIALS IRRITATED THEY HAVEN'T BEEN DISCOVERED YET
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BUSH NOMINATES KELLOG'S TONY THE TIGER FOR COMMERCE SECRETARY
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MICHAEL MOORE DIAGNOSED WITH FAT COW DISEASE... DEVELOPING...
OZZY OSBOURNE BITES HEAD OFF BURGLAR DURING BREAK-IN SCUFFLE
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DETROIT PISTONS' FANS SUSPENDED FOR 10 GAMES...DEVELOPING...
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MYSTERIOUS IMAGE OF VIRGIN MARY APPEARS IN CHURCH STAINED GLASS WINDOW DEPICTING CHRIST BIRTH
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BUSH POPULAR VOTE MARGIN INCREASES; EDWARDS SAYS THERE'S 'NO NEED TO COUNT EVERY VOTE'
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KERRY SET TO PEN MEMOIRS: 'I GUESS I WAS UNFIT FOR COMMAND'
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NEWS ORGS SCAMBLE TO WRITE OBITS AFTER UNEXPECTED ARAFAT DEATH
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EXIT POLL GUY NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO NEXT PERFORMANCE REVIEW
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BREAKING: AL JAZEERA REPORTEDLY IN POSSESSION OF NEW KERRY TAPE
TRICK-OR-TREATERS TO KERRY MANSION IN SWING STATE RECEIVING BALLOTS, FAKE IDS
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EMINEM CLAIMS HARASSMENT AT EARLY-VOTE POLL 'BECAUSE I'M BLACK'
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KERRY IN BLACK CHURCH: DECRIES GOP 'POLL BOUNCERS' AND 'WHITE PEOPLE MUSIC'
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KERRY DENIES BARE-HANDED BOAR HUNT TODAY IS ATTEMPT TO PROVE 'MANLINESS'
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TERESA HEINZ: 'IF MY YEARS EMPLOYED AS AN HEIRESS HAS TAUGHT ME ANYTHING, IT'S THAT BEING A TEACHER OR A LIBRARIAN IS NOT A REAL JOB'
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Kerry/O'Reilly Debate Plans Stymied by O'Reilly Phone Sex Habit
Edwards Brushing Up on Haliburton Stuff for Debate With Cheney
Kerry Says 'No' to Dukakis Offer of Joint Photo Op in Tank
Conservative Republican Senator Zell Miller (D-GA) Gets It
Clintons Offer Gang of Their Henchmen to 'Help' Kerry Campaign
Kerry Asks GOP to Remove Ads That Attack Moveon.org Attack Ads
CNN Claims 'Unfair & Unbalanced' Charge is 'Only Half Right'
Teresa Heinz Tells Wealthy Heiress Near Husband to 'Shove It'
Monday
Kerry-Edwards Union Jeopardized by Talk of Ban on Gay Marriage
No Longer Waiting by the Phone, Bob Graham Returns to Diary
50 Year Harvard Study Reveals Shock: Men, Women Are Different
Study: Most 'Reagan Democrats' Are Now 'Limbaugh Republicans'
Gas-Through-The-Mail Being Bid to $1.50/gallon in eBay Auctions
France Still Lagging Third-World Countries in Indoor Plumbing
Kweisi Mfume to Cosby: 'What'chu went and done said dat fer?'
Unflattering New York Times' Book Review Hurting Bible Sales
Photo of Cigar - Smoking Clinton Axed For X-Prez Book Cover
Now That They're Popular, Bono Stops Wearing Ugly Sunglasses
Now That They're Popular, Bono Stops Wearing Ugly Sunglasses
Poll: Milwaukee Residents Drinking at Bars Less, Move to Pubs
Neoliberals in Texas Concocting War Against American Values
Dean Attacked, Mauled By Herd of Persistant Dean Supporters
Benedict Arnold Charity Sending Donations Overseas to India
ASHCROFT GREETS AFRICAN AMERICAN VOTERS AT POLL WITH FIRE HOSE
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