SEN. OBAMA URGES BRAZILIAN GOV TO TAX PREVIOUSLY UNCONTACTED RAINFOREST TRIBE

SECRET SERVICE QUESTION HILLARY CLINTON ON OBAMA ASSASSINATION THREAT

SEN. McCAIN'S PERSONAL CORONER TO RELEASE CANDIDATE'S MEDICAL RECORDS

MAN CELEBRATES 4 CENT SAVINGS ON $138 TANK OF GAS

STRATEGIST WHO TOLD CLINTON THERE WAS A WAY SHE COULD EVENTUALLY WIN FINALLY TELLS HER HE WAS JUST KIDDING

NON SATIRE: PLEASE PRAY FOR SEN. KEDDY'S HEALTH AND RECOVERY

McCAIN: OFFERING VEEP SPOT TO MICHAEL MOORE IS NOT PANDERING TO LEFT

PIECE OF '08 BAZOOKA GUM APPROACHES PRICE OF '85 RUBIK'S CUBE

SEN. CLINTON POST-NOMINATION LOSS PLANS INCLUDE PROFESSORSHIP, WEIGHT GAIN, AND BEARD

ARCHEOLOGISTS UNCOVER HILLARY CLINTON'S CHANCE OF BECOMING U.S. PRESIDENT

 

REV. WRIGHT BUSY PENNING OBAMA'S OCTOBER SURPRISE

UNDER CLOSE OBSERVATION, SEN. CLINTON STRIPPED OF BELT, NECKTIE

McCAIN PLEDGES 'RESPECTFUL CAMPAIGN', SAYS OBAMA WILL BE ONE OF AMERICA'S GREATEST PRESIDENTS EVER