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STOCKS DIVE ON MIDEAST UNREST, GLENN BECK MONOLOGUE FEARS

2011-04-12T17:51:00.001-07:00

NASA SET TO ANNOUNCE BURIAL ARRANGEMENTS FOR SPACE SHUTTLE

2011-04-12T09:58:00.001-07:00

HOMELESS GUY WALKING PAST CBS HEADQUARTERS TAPPED TO ANCHOR 'EVENING NEWS'

2011-04-12T05:21:00.001-07:00

SEN. BOEHNER TO PUSH FOR ANOTHER $18 IN BUDGET CUTS

2011-04-11T16:41:00.001-07:00

U.S. TAXPAYERS ENCOURAGED AFTER CONGRESS COMMITS $75.48 TO PURCHASE OF DAVE RAMSEY 'FINANCIAL PEACE' DVDS

2011-04-09T20:32:00.001-07:00

TIGER REFLECTS ON CHALLENGES OF AUGUSTA AND LEGACY BEING TORCHED IN INFERNO OF PERKINS WAITRESSES AND HOOKERS

2011-04-09T20:15:00.001-07:00

BUDDHA NOT ANSWERING TIGER'S PRAYER THAT MASTERS' LEADERS START PLAYING CRAPPY

2011-04-09T14:47:00.001-07:00

GODADDY.COM LOSES PETA.ORG DOMAIN REGISTRATION AFTER BRUTAL ELEPHANT SLAYING

2011-04-08T20:52:00.001-07:00

AMERICANS ANXIOUSLY AWAITING GOV SHUTDOWN SO THEY CAN GET ON WITH REBUILDING LIVES

2011-04-08T20:31:00.001-07:00

POLL: MAJORITY OF OBAMA VOTERS THINK GEORGE W. BUSH OR HILLARY CLINTON IS 'STILL THE PRESIDENT'

2011-04-08T20:07:00.001-07:00

TRUMP NOW LEADS GOP HOPEFULS AFTER SUCCESSFUL TRIP TO LIBYA TO OUST QADDAFI

2011-04-08T18:04:00.001-07:00

OBAMA: 'I REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO LIVE LIKE YOU PEOPLE'

2011-04-07T21:07:00.001-07:00

U.S. POISED TO REBOUND INSTANTANEOUSLY FROM RECESSION IF WORTHLESS GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN

2011-04-07T17:37:00.001-07:00

AMERICA ATTACKED BY OBAMA RE-ELECTION STATEMENT

2011-04-04T05:22:00.001-07:00

DESPERATE TIGER CAVES ON TRYING STUPID MAGNETIC BRACELET IN PURSUIT OF MASTERS WIN

2011-04-03T20:31:00.001-07:00

DOZENS INVEST IN OPPORTUNITY TO BOO SHEEN ON FAILING ROAD SHOW

2011-04-03T17:44:00.001-07:00

CHARLIE SHEEN REPORTEDLY STILL ALIVE

2011-04-02T19:52:00.001-07:00

NEW POLAR PANELS TO CONVERT ABNORMALLY COOL CLIMATE TO ENERGY

2011-04-01T15:47:00.001-07:00

OBAMA AIMS TO RECONNECT WITH COMMON FOLK WITH BYOB STATE DINNER

2011-04-01T05:00:00.001-07:00

HOME T-SHIRT PRINTING PRESSES NOT MAKING ANY MONEY FOR THOUSANDS OF WOULD-BE ENTREPRENEURS

2011-03-31T18:13:00.001-07:00

CHEVY VOLT NOW ELLIGIBLE FOR CASH FOR CLUNKERS PROGRAM

2011-03-31T15:16:00.001-07:00

U.S. POPULACE COLLECTIVELY DE-FRIENDS OBAMA

2011-03-28T18:35:00.001-07:00

NATION SHIFTS WEIGHT UNEASILY DURING OBAMA'S MID-SPEECH ARGUMENT WITH TELEPROMPTER

2011-03-28T17:42:00.001-07:00

OBAMA TO ADDRESS NATION ON 'NEW WARS AND RUMORS OF WARS'

2011-03-28T10:28:00.000-07:00

MICKEY ROONEY OPTS FOR LABORIOUS CAREER REVIVAL OVER PEACEFUL PASSING IN THE NIGHT

2011-03-25T21:10:00.001-07:00

CBS TAPS NYC MOB TO MANAGE COURIC UNEMPLOYMENT PROJECT

2011-03-25T19:57:00.000-07:00

SYRIA SET TO BECOME THIRD OR FOURTH IN OBAMA'S WAR COLLECTION

2011-03-25T19:36:00.001-07:00

OBAMA CLARIFIES LIBYAN MISSION IN EYE LINER ON KRISPIE KREME NAPKIN

2011-03-24T19:27:00.001-07:00

EXPLORATORY COMMITTEE FORMED TO FIND MISSING SOCK

2011-03-24T17:06:00.001-07:00

RUBBER BAND BALL PROJECT ENDS UP NOT BEING MONEY-MAKER FOR UNEMPLOYED LOSER

2011-03-24T07:57:00.001-07:00

WAR PREP CAUSES WHITE FLAG SHORTAGE IN FRANCE

2011-03-24T07:11:00.001-07:00

DEATH OF THREE-NEIGHBORHOOD NEWSPAPER DELIVERY ROUTE MAGNATE ECLIPSED BY PASSING OF FILM ACTRESS ELIZABETH TAYLOR

2011-03-23T20:04:00.000-07:00

OBAMA CUTS VACATION SHORT AS U.S. IS KINDA SORTA AT WAR

2011-03-23T10:08:00.001-07:00

LATEST ELIZABETH TAYLOR DEATH RUMOR APPEARS TO BE GRIMLY TRUE

2011-03-23T07:20:00.001-07:00

NEW YORK TIMES PASSES ON PICS OF OBAMA TORTURING LIBYAN PRISONERS OF WAR

2011-03-23T06:59:00.001-07:00

CONGRESS RECONVENES IN D.C. TO FINALLY GET TO WORK ON CONGRESSIONAL PAY RAISE

2011-03-22T13:13:00.001-07:00

WARMONGERING WHITE HOUSE TO FOLLOW LIBYA WITH INVASION OF BERMUDA

2011-03-20T16:28:00.001-07:00

NEWS FROM JAPAN INTERRUPTS FINALIZATION OF OBAMA'S FINAL FOUR PICKS

2011-03-19T18:17:00.001-07:00

DAVID BLAINE STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT CRISS ANGEL LUXOR LEVITATION

2011-03-18T20:14:00.001-07:00

BURGER KING TO FINALLY DITCH CRAPPY FRIES FOR ONES MORE LIKE McDONALDS'

2011-03-17T19:20:00.001-07:00

CHARLIE SHEEN MARKS 100TH 'TIGER'S BLOOD' TEE SALE WITH WEEK-LONG HEROIN BINGE

2011-03-15T18:41:00.001-07:00

WHITE HOUSE CAREFULLY COACHING BIDEN ON NEXT WEEK'S ONE-WORD STATEMENT ON LIVE MIC

2011-03-13T13:22:00.001-07:00

OBAMA EXTENDS 'DEEPEST CONDOLENCES' TO JAPAN FROM NINTH TEE

2011-03-13T09:39:00.001-07:00

NORTON'S NEW ANTIVIRUS INCLUDES FEATURE TO STOP SHEENWARE

2011-03-12T04:38:00.001-08:00

DONALD TRUMP COMPLETES DAVE RAMSEY'S 'BABY STEP 27', NOW HAS $750 MILLION EMERGENCY FUND

2011-03-11T15:31:00.001-08:00

NEW 290-PROOF DRINKABLE GASOLINE MAKES PRICE REASONABLE TO RAGING ALCOHOLICS

2011-03-11T10:32:00.001-08:00

GEORGE W. BUSH PRODUCES ALIBI IN ADVANCE OF WHITE HOUSE PRESSER ON JAPANESE QUAKE

2011-03-11T04:40:00.001-08:00

MSNBC HIRES CHARLIE SHEEN; PROMOTES AS 'STABLE, MORE INTELLIGENT AND SANE KEITH OLBERMANN'

2011-03-10T04:43:00.001-08:00

'SAY NO TO CHARLIE SHEEN'S DRUGS' CAMPAIGN UNVEILED IN FIVE CITIES

2011-03-08T14:09:00.000-08:00

REPORT: OBAMA TO BOMB LIBYA WITH NOBEL PEACE PRIZES

2011-03-07T17:28:00.000-08:00

STUXNET II TARGETS IRANIAN NUKE SITES, CHARLIE SHEEN TWITTER ACCOUNT

2011-03-04T17:27:00.001-08:00

'WINNING' SHEEN SUFFERING FROM EMERGENCY ROOM WITHDRAWAL

2011-03-02T18:51:00.001-08:00

SHEEN KIDS SENT TO LIBYA FOR 'MORE KID-FRIENDLY' ENVIRONMENT

2011-03-02T09:34:00.000-08:00

OPRAH'S OBVIOUS WEIGHT GAIN WOWS OSCARS

2011-02-27T19:23:00.001-08:00

OLBERMANN APPLIES TO MEDICAL MARIJUANA SCHOOL

2011-02-27T09:36:00.001-08:00

NESCAFE SALES SURGE ON GADDAFI REVELATION THAT BIN LADED IS ADDING HALLUCINOGENS

2011-02-25T04:45:00.001-08:00

MIAMI BANKS OFFER PHAT LIQUIDATION-PRICED CONDOS TO OUSTED MIDEAST DESPOTS

2011-02-24T20:16:00.001-08:00

WHITE HOUSE: INCOHERENT LIBYA RESPONSE DUE TO FAULTY TELEPROMPTER APP

2011-02-24T19:42:00.001-08:00

LINDSAY LOHAN HAVING DIFFICULTY ADAPTING TO LIFE OUTSIDE PRISON

2011-02-24T19:16:00.001-08:00

OBAMA OFFERS GADDAFI TELEPROMPTER FOR RAMBLING MONOLOGUES

2011-02-24T19:13:00.001-08:00

WHITE HOUSE EXPRESSES 'DEEP CONCERN' OVER MAKING STATEMENT ON LIBYAN BLOODBATH

2011-02-23T15:40:00.001-08:00

WISCONSIN UNIONS CLAIM CONSTRUCTION OF MONEY-PRINTING PRESS IS FOR 'PEACEFUL PURPOSES ONLY'

2011-02-23T14:16:00.001-08:00

GADDAFI GRANTED ASYLUM IN RAHM EMANUEL'S MAYORAL CABINET

2011-02-23T14:06:00.001-08:00

INSPIRED BY MIDEAST, WEST VIRGINIAN HOUSEWIFE STARTS OWN REVOLUTION AGAINST FAMILY

2011-02-22T17:10:00.001-08:00

CHIRPING CRICKETS HIRED TO GIVE WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT ON LIBYAN UNREST

2011-02-22T16:32:00.001-08:00

CLINTON OKAYS IRANIAN WARSHIPS TO PASS THROUGH STATE OF ISRAEL

2011-02-19T17:32:00.001-08:00

CHINA OFFERS TO FUND TANKS FOR WISCONSIN REVOLUTION

2011-02-19T17:26:00.001-08:00

WISCONSIN UNIONS ENERGIZED BY MEDIA SUPERSTAR JESSE JACKSON

2011-02-19T15:32:00.000-08:00

CONCERNS VOICED OVER GOOGLE LOGO ON WHITE HOUSE FACADE

2011-02-18T16:30:00.001-08:00

REINCARNATED L. RON HUBBARD FOUND SINGING IN MORMON TABERNACLE CHOIR

2011-02-18T14:34:00.001-08:00

MIDEAST TENSIONS APPROACH 2026 LEVELS

2011-02-18T14:30:00.001-08:00

ADVANCED LEVELS OF SCIENTOLOGY STILL NO MATCH FOR KIRSTIE ALLEY'S MASSIVE APPETITE

2011-02-17T18:31:00.001-08:00

FACEBOOK UNVEILS 'AUTOMATIC ANNOYING FRIEND DE-FRIENDER'

2011-02-15T16:34:00.001-08:00

TEHRAN UNVEILS CIA PLOT TO INSTALL OBAMA CLONE TO NEUTER IRAN

2011-02-14T12:45:00.001-08:00

LADY ANTEBELLUM WINS VINYL RECORD OF THE YEAR

2011-02-13T20:07:00.001-08:00

CHRISTINA AGUILERA ACCIDENTALLY SINGS MISTAKE-FREE GRAMMY SOLO

2011-02-13T17:07:00.001-08:00

NEW SPACE-SAVING KEYBOARD DITCHES RARELY-USED LETTER 'Z'

2011-02-13T11:26:00.001-08:00

OPRAH EXCLUSIVE: OBAMA CHANNELS RAMSES II FOR EGYPT POLICY

2011-02-12T16:38:00.001-08:00

EGYPTIAN ARMY ORDERED TO STOP LAUGHING AT OBAMA, RESTORE ORDER

2011-02-12T16:30:00.001-08:00

CIA DIRECTOR PANETTA CITES 'STRONG LIKELIHOOD THAT MUBARAK MAY STEP BACK UP THIS EVENING'

2011-02-11T08:50:00.001-08:00

MUBARAK STEPS DOWN, HANDS PRESIDENTIAL POWER OVER TO CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF MUBARAK

2011-02-10T18:11:00.000-08:00

LINDSAY LOHAN HELD ON DRUNKEN GRAND THEFT AUTO WRECKLESS DRIVING JEWELRY HEIST ASSAULT CHARGE

2011-02-10T17:58:00.001-08:00

GUY IN JAR JAR BINKS COSTUME STILL WONDERING WHY AMERICAN IDOL JUDGES DIDN'T APPRECIATE HIS AWESOME VOICE

2011-02-10T17:25:00.001-08:00

MUBARAKCARE PROMISED TO APPEASE ANGRY EGYPTIANS

2011-02-10T16:40:00.001-08:00

REHABBED SHEEN PLANS RETURN TO MULTI-DAY BENDERING

2011-02-10T16:10:00.001-08:00

INSTIGATOR JOHN BOEHNER CHAIN-SMOKING IN FRONT OF OBAMA

2011-02-10T04:54:00.001-08:00

DETROIT REQUESTS FEDERAL AID: PLEAS FOR OBAMA VACATION

2011-02-08T17:39:00.001-08:00

FDA TO INVESTIGATE OBAMA SMOKES FOR HALLUCINOGENS

2011-02-08T17:37:00.001-08:00

CURRENT TV'S 93% NORTH KOREAN VIEWERSHIP APPLAUDS OLBERMANN ADDITION

2011-02-08T10:01:00.001-08:00

L.A. LAKERS FANS WONDERING WHY GREEN BAY HASN'T BEEN BURNED DOWN YET

2011-02-07T05:04:00.001-08:00

BRETT FAVRE: 'I'M BACK, PLEASE?'

2011-02-06T19:22:00.001-08:00

RITZ CRACKERS' SUPER BOWL PIZZA HUT PREGAME SHOW SPONSORED BY NABISCO AND SOME OTHER CORPORATION FEATURES NON-STOP KEITH URBAN NOISE

2011-02-06T13:29:00.001-08:00

OBAMA RELEASES FOREIGN AID PLA, PROMISES MORE OVERSEAS VACATIONS

2011-02-04T14:15:00.000-08:00

WHITE HOUSE DEFENDS TAXPAYER-FUNDED 45 MINUTE OBAMACARE COMMERCIAL FOR SUPERBOWL

2011-02-04T08:44:00.001-08:00

OBAMA DUMPS MUBARAK, BLAMES EGYPTIAN SAND TRAPS

2011-02-03T16:55:00.001-08:00

WHITE HOUSE IGNORES AMERICANS' CALL FOR QUICK AND PEACEFUL TRANSFER OF POWER IN WHITE HOUSE

2011-02-03T09:28:00.001-08:00

MIDEAST UNREST INTERRUPTS OBAMA'S LASERLIKE FOCUS ON DECREASING EMPLOYMENT

2011-02-01T10:08:00.001-08:00

ACORN BOASTS SHOVEL-READY PROJECT: CHICAGO CEMETARIES CULLED FOR VOTERS

2011-01-31T16:48:00.001-08:00

EGYPTIAN VP PROMISES TO FIX NEW ELECTIONS

2011-01-31T14:12:00.001-08:00

WHITE HOUSE: OBAMA PREPARED TO BOW TO 'WHOEVER EMERGES AS THE NEW OR EXISTING EGYPTIAN RULER'

2011-01-31T04:38:00.001-08:00