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HOMELAND SECURITY OFFICIALLY DEEMS DELAWARE EXPENDABLE
RAPPER'S BENTLEY SUCKS LAST BIT OF CASH OUT OF OVER-LEVERAGED EXISTENCE
MAN HAS HARD TIME EXPLAINING RICHARD SIMMONS FAN BLOG TO WIFE
CARMEX NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH TO COMBAT GUY'S HERPES ONSLAUGHT
OBAMA ORDERS INVESTIGATIONS INTO KENNEDY ASSASSINATION, CHENEY SHOOTING AFTER GADHAFI SUGGESTION
OSAMA BIN LADEN'S BOOK CLUB NOW FEATURES ONE MADDOW, TWO CARTER TOMES
LAZY MICHAEL JORDAN RESTING ON HIS LAURELS
GADHAFI ADDRESSES U.N. IN SOME WEIRD, HARD TO UNDERSTAND LANGUAGE
KHLOE KARDASHIAN ADDRESSES INCREASINGLY IRRELEVANT U.N.
AL QUEDA ROTATES INTO U.N. SECURITY COUNCIL CHAIR POSITION
OBAMA SET FOR NICKELODEON, HSN INTERVIEWS
OBAMA CALLS FOR INVESTIGATION OF TAXPAYER-FUNDED ACORN CRITICS IN CONGRESS
OFFICE GUY 'THAT'S WHAT SHE SAYS' PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING
JOHN EDWARDS MEETS WITH ADVISERS TO PLOT BASTARD CHILD REVELATION STRATEGY
OBAMA: RECESSION EBBING, BUT AMERICANS SHOULD STILL PREPARE FOR JOB LOSS, BANKRUPTCY, FORECLOSURE
CNN: FBI ARRESTS UNDOUBTEDEBLY INNOCENT ARAB-LOOKING GUY IN TERROR PROBE
DISASTER BUNKER INDUSTRY BEGS OBAMA FOR ANOTHER PUBLIC STATEMENT
OBAMA SNUBS FOX NEWS INTERVIEW FOR TALK WITH PRAVDA, GRANMA, AND CHINA'S STATE 'NEWS'
MICHAEL MOORE HELPS JAY LENO SHOW SHED EXCESSIVELY HIGH RATINGS
CHARLIE GIBSON SHOCKED TO FIND OUT ABOUT ACORN, MOON LANDING
DICK GEPHARDT: BUSH 'EVEN MORE OF A MISERABLE FAILURE' FOR NOT REIGNING IN DISRESPECTFUL JOE WILSON
OBAMA'S POLLS APPROACH KANYE WEST'S LIKEABILITY RATING AMONG TAYLOR SWIFT FANS
CNN ESTIMATES D.C. PROTEST CROWD AT 'PROBABLY A THOUSAND TO MAYBE MILLIONS OR WHATEVER'
OBAMA UNLEASHED: IF HEALTHCARE NOT PASSED, 'BILLIONS WILL DIE, WORLD WILL END'
CNN: HYSTERICAL REPORT ON POTOMAC BOAT ATTACK WAS ONLY 'NEWS TRAINING INCIDENT'
WHITE HOUSE REMEMBERS 9-11 WITH SPLIT SECOND OF SILENCE
NANCY KERRIGAN IGNORES THIRD FACEBOOK FRIEND REQUEST FROM TONYA HARDING
PRESIDENT OBAMA INTERRUPTS JOE WILSON'S 'YOU LIE' SPEECH WITH JOINT SESSION OF CONGRESS
MICHELLE OBAMA EASILY WINS ARGUMENT AGAINST SPEECHLESS HUSBAND AS TELEPROMPTER PREPARES FOR TONIGHT'S SPEECH ON CAPITOL HILL
LOST ANIMAL CHARITY WORKERS PROVIDE FOOD FOR HUNGRY MOUNTAIN LION
EXCHANGE RATE JUMPS IN COSTLY NEW YORK CITY TO $50 USD = $1 NYD
'PANHANDLING TRAINING' IN THIRD STIMULUS BILL PROMPTS CONCERN, APPLAUSE
SECURITY TIGHT AT MJ'S FORREST LAWN BURIAL; MEDIA PUSHED BACK TO ARIZONA
REPORT: OBAMA POLL NUMBERS INDICATE CLIMATE CHANGE MORE WIDESPREAD THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT
WHITE HOUSE PAY CZAR RECOMMENDS AWESOME PAY CZAR PAY RAISE
BATTLE BEGINS FOR KENNEDY'S SENATE STAPLER