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GAS PRICE INCREASE SLOWS DOWN TO ONLY 12 CENTS PER DAY
SEN. OBAMA 'OUTRAGED' THAT OBAMA FAMILY MINISTER ALLOWED NEAR WORKING MICROPHONE
OBAMA'S MINISTER REARS ITS HEAD AGAIN
McCAIN TO NEW ORLEANS: 'NEVER AGAIN WILL LEVEES BE SABOTAGED TO FLOOD HOMES AND KILL BLACK PEOPLE'
BARACK OBAMA TO ISSUE WEEKLY APOLOGIES FOR TIES WITH RACIST REVERENDS, TERRORISTS
JOHN McCAIN QUIETLY CELEBRATES 103rd BIRTHDAY
CLINTON PICKS UP A 'MAYBE, NOW PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE' COMMITMENT FROM SUPERDELEGATE
OBAMA: BITTER POPE CLINGS TO RELIGION
HARD-DRINKING HILLARY CLINTON MAKES PIT STOP FOR PULLED PORK BAR-B-QUE DURING ALL-MALE GATOR HUNT
DARFUR EXTENDS ECONOMIC AID PACKAGE OFFER TO U.S.
EARTHQUAKES, TORNADOES, FLOODS, AND DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES ADD TO 'END OF WORLD' FEARS
SHIITE MILITIAS PAUSE HOLY DAY FESTIVITIES TO CELEBRATE WITH ATTACK ON CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL
BUSH, CHENEY RELEASE SEN. CLINTON'S TAX RETURNS
OBAMA PLEDGES TO STAY 'ON DEFENSE IN THE WAR AGAINST A PERCEIVED TERRORIST THREAT OF SOME SORT'
OBAMA BRUSHES OFF ANTI-CHRIST RUMORS