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MEDIA PRAISES JOURNALISTS FOR REPORTING ON IRAQIS WHO VOTED IN 'ELECTION MARKED BY DEATH THREATS'
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MICHAEL JACKSON ARRIVES AT COURTHOUSE TO PERFORM IN CHILD MOLESTATION CASE
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DENNIS KUCINICH CLAIMS IRAQI ELECTION 'MANDATE' IN .03% WRITE-IN VOTE
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MICHAEL JACKSON EXPRESSES 'NO INTEREST OR INVOLVEMENT' WITH CHILD PORN CACHE FOUND IN HIS NEVERLAND BUNKER
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KATIE COURIC TV SPECIAL GIVES RISE TO RUMOR THAT TEENAGERS ARE 'EXPERIMENTING' WITH SEX
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CNN COVERAGE OF NEW KEVIN COSTNER MOVIE PREEMPTS 'FIRST BLACK FEMALE SECRETARY OF STATE THING'
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HILLARY CLINTON STRUGGLES WITH REQUIREMENT TO 'LOOK FEMININE' FOR 2008 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN
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'THE PASSION' GETS OSCAR NOD FOR 'OBSCURE FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILMS: OTHER' CATEGORY
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BUSH TWINS RELIEVED TO NOT HAVE SUFFERED THROUGH 'CHELSEA CLINTONESQUE AWKWARD STAGE'
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ENVIRONMENTALISTS WARN AGAINST 'USING TOO MUCH ENERGY-POWERED HEAT' IN GLOBALLY-WARMED FREEZE
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INAUGURAL MESSAGE OF HOPE, FREEDOM, AND THE GREATNESS OF AMERICA CONFUSES, DISCOURAGES DEMOCRATS
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SUPERBOWL XXXIX TO BE 'MORE FAMILY-FRIENDLY' WITH TASTEFUL NUDITY, LESS CURSING
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HILLARY "LOOK-ALIKE" HOLDING HANDS WITH BILL CLINTON TURNS OUT TO ACTUALLY BE HILLARY
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BUSH INAUGURATION ROUTE TO GO THROUGH FRONT DOOR OF DNC ON PENN AVE AND OUT BACK DOOR
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PENTAGON: BIN LADEN MAY BE HIDING DEEP WITHIN FOLDS IN MICHAEL MOORE'S ABDOMEN
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BREAKING: HALIBURTON, HARKEN, AND SKULL & BONES ADMIT GUILT IN TSUNAMI DISASTER
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DAN RATHER AVOIDS MEMOGATE AXE BY DECIDING TO 'SPEND MORE TIME WITH FAMILY'
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BREAKING: HALIBURTON, HARKEN, AND SKULL & BONES ADMIT GUILT IN TSUNAMI DISASTER
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PENTAGON: BIN LADEN MAY BE HIDING DEEP WITHIN FOLDS IN MICHAEL MOORE'S ABDOMEN
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CONGRESS GIVES BARBARA BOXER 'TIME OUT' FOR CRANKY, INFANTILE BEHAVIOR
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OHIO VOTER REFUTES DEMOCRATIC PARTY CRYBABIES, SAYS 'I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE VOTING, SO I WENT HOME'
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ENVIRONMENTALISTS BUILDING ROCKET SHIP TO RETRIEVE LITTER FROM APOLLO TRIPS TO MOON
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HOMELAND SECURITY: INCREASED 'CHATTER' ON SENATE FLOOR TODAY POSES GRAVE THREAT TO NATION
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ALBERTO GONZALES CRITICIZED BY DEMOCRATS FOR 'TREATING TERRORISTS LIKE BAD PEOPLE'
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'RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT' TO DISPLAY 'THE LEGACY OF DENNIS KUCINICH' WRITTEN ON HEAD OF A PIN
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EXPERTS: DISASTERS SUCH AS EARTHQUAKE, TSUNAMI, AND KERRY PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN WILL 'NATURALLY HAPPEN FROM TIME TO TIME'
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ASHLEE SIMPSON FEARS AL GORE HANDSHAKE WAS MISCONSTRUED BY PUBLIC AS 'AN ENDORSEMENT'
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RELIEF PLANE TO DEVASTATED BLUE STATES ATTACKED BY MILITANT LEFT WINGERS
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RICHARD GERE APPLAUDS STRUGGLE TO SAVE GERBILS TRAPPED BY TSUNAMI WATERS
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TSUNAMI VICTIMS SEND AID TO HELP OUT U.S., INCLUDING PHOTOS OF ISLAMIC MILITANTS KILLED IN TSUNAMI
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SPACE STATION OXYGEN SUPPLY AT DANGEROUSLY LOW LEVELS: ASTRONAUTS ASKED TO 'BREATHE LESS'
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RICH DAD AND POOR DAD EMBROILED IN CUSTODY DISPUTE OVER ROBERT KIYOSAKI
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BUSH PUTS FATHER IN CHARGE OF CHAPERONING CLINTON ON TSUNAMI AID TOUR
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HILLARY CLINTON ACCEPTS NOMINATION TO BECOME FRONTRUNNER IN 2008 DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE RACE
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