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MYSTERIOUS INCREASE IN ILLEGITIMATE BABIES EXPECTED 9 MONTHS FROM TONIGHT
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LACK OF DEAD ANIMALS IN WAKE OF TSUNAMI GIVES WEIGHT TO THEORY THAT SOME POSSESS 'SPIDEY SENSE'
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PEPSICO, INC. ATTEMPTS MARKET SHARE GRAB WITH RE-RELEASE OF 'NEW COKE'
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O.J. CATCHES REAL KILLER WAVE IN MIAMI DURING FUN-IN-THE-SUN SURF SESSION
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STATE DEPT: U.N. IS BEING 'STINGY' WITH DISPLAYS OF LOGIC AND COMMON SENSE
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DICK MORRIS DECLARES VICTORY IN UKRAINIAN ELECTION, HIRES FOOD TASTER
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EXPERTS: 2005 HURRICANE SEASON WILL BE 'MUCH CALMER' WITH ONLY 130 NAMED STORMS
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ACLU: INTOLERANT BIGOTS TRYING TO INSERT JESUS INTO CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY
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SEAN HANNITY RADIO SHOW TO PLAY 'BEST OF CLINTON IMPEACHMENT DAYS' THROUGH HOLIDAYS
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MAN PLUMMETS TO HIS DEATH FROM TOP OF JOHN HANCOCK BUILDING'S FRONT STEPS
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CHANUKWANZAAMAS TREES TO REPLACE 'INTOLERANT' CHRISTMAS TREES ON FEDERAL PROPERTY
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STATE OF EMERGENCY: FLORIDA SCHOOLS AND GOVERNMENT OFFICES CLOSED AS TEMPERATURES PLUMMET BELOW 60
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SPAM EMAIL EXPOSES MAN TO SALACIOUSLY EXOTIC WORLD OF MORTGAGE REFINANCING
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NEW CIALIS COMMERCIAL RECOMMENDS MEDICAL ASSISTANCE FOR ERECTIONS LASTING LONGER THAN 240 HOURS
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PLASTIC SURGERY GIVES BEAUTY QUEEN 'HORRIFYING MONSTER-LIKE APPEARANCE WITH NO REFUND'
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SAN QUENTIN DEATH ROW INMATES LINE UP TO BE MUCH-ADMIRED SCOTT PETERSON MURDERER
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ACLU WARNS OF HOLIDAY SEASON DANGERS: CARJACKINGS, PICK-POCKETS, AND CHRISTMAS CAROLERS
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REAL CANDLES USED BY MAN TO DECORATE CHRISTMAS TREE; FUNERAL TO BE HELD ON SATURDAY
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KOFI ANNAN LEAVES CHARGES OF U.S. HUMAN-RIGHTS ATROCITIES OUT OF PATHETIC PLEA FOR HELP DURNG D.C. TRIP
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CHEVY CHASE APOLOGIZES FOR BUSH COMMENTS, SAYS HE WAS 'JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT MOTHER F---ER'
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SWIFT BOAT VETERANS FOR TRUTH LAUNCH AD CRITICIZING BIN LADEN'S MILITARY RECORD
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SAN QUENTIN DEATH ROW INMATE 'LOOKING FORWARD TO HAVING SCOTT PETERSON'S BABY'
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SADDAM STILL HOBBLING AROUND IN CELL, PERFORMING DAILY DUTIES AS 'PRESIDENT OF IRAQ'
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SUPERMARKET TABLOID STORY ABOUT TWO-FACED SENATOR TURNS OUT TO BE TRUE
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U.N. SECRETARY GENERAL ANNAN UNDER FIRE FOR 'UPHOLDING THE VALUE SYSTEM THE U.N. HAS BECOME INFAMOUSLY KNOWN FOR'
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MOVEON.ORG PLANTS QUESTION WITH REPORTER TO ASK DNC: 'YOU KNOW MOVEON OWNS YOU, DON'T YOU?'
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RUMSFELD PLANTS QUESTION WITH SOLDIER TO ASK MEDIA: 'WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN HELL-BENT ON DESTROYING OUR EFFORTS IN IRAQ?'
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RUMSFELD FIELDS TOUGH QUESTIONS FROM WIFE ABOUT 'LEAVING SOCKS ON THE FLOOR'
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'HARSH' NEW LAW LIMITS XBOX PLAYTIME IN FEDERAL PRISONS' SOLITARY CONFINEMENT CELLS
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SEN. BIDEN MULLS WHITE HOUSE BID IN '08; CAMPAIGN WILL FOCUS ON 'WINNING ISSUES LIKE FAMILY MORALS AND RELIGIOUS STUFF'
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MARINE LOBS TOUGH QUESTION AT DEMOCRATS: 'WHY DO WE HAVE TO DIG THROUGH LANDFILLS FOR SCRAPS OF YOUR SUPPORT?'
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POLICE WALKING BEAT IN LOS ANGELES COMPLAIN TO RUMSFELD THEY 'DON'T HAVE THE GUNS OUR TROOPS HAVE'
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SEN. McCAIN THREATENS TO 'PERSONALLY TAKE THINGS UP WITH BARRY BONDS IN THE PARKING LOT'
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GROUP BANS SNOWFLAKES FROM HOLIDAY DISPLAYS: THEIR COMPLEXITY MAKES THEORY OF EVOLUTION 'LOOK BAD'
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SWAB OF WHACKO JACKO'S MOUTH REVEALS BRAND OF LIPSTICK USED BY FORMER POP STAR
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POLICE LAUNCH NEW SEARCH OF 'KIDS AND CAMERAS ONLY' WING OF JACKSON'S NEVERLAND RANCH
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HURRICANE FORECASTERS PREDICT FEWER LOOTING OPPORTUNITIES FOR 2005 SEASON
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QUAGMIRE UNFOLDING AT MICHAEL JACKSON'S NEVERLAND RANCH... DEVELOPING...
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SCOTT PETERSON INVOLVED IN STEAMY 'ROMANCE-BY-MAIL' WITH DEATH ROW GROUPIE
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VERSION OF SCOTT PETERSON'S LIFE 'WORTH SPARING' UNVEILED IN SENTENCING PHASE
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